Fishy's Quotes Collection
I tried to collect some of my favorite quotes and jokes. Check them out!
I will remain.
— He Who Remains
Knowing is not enough; we must apply.
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Looking smart, because I am!
— Albert Einstein
If you remember me, then I don't care if everyone else forgets me.
— Haruki Murakami
You don't need a parachute to skydive. You only need it if you want to skydive again.
— Fish in Bad Mood
I had never met a soul who could speak my language, until I met you. You're fluent in me.
— Esoteric Fish
If life shuts a door, open it again. It's a door; that's how they work.
— Hilarious Fish
Keep making mistakes until you don’t!
— Elite Fish
War does not determine who is right—only who is left.
— Bertrand Russell
Every blind person, when they gain vision, abandons their stick first.
— Rumored
What becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? SHORT!
— Hilarious Fish
A: How do I know that you are blind?
B: Do you see that sign over there?
A: Yes!
B: Well, I don't see it.
— Hilarious Fish
It is never too late to do the right thing.
— Martin Luther King Jr.
A wise Chinese man once said: “我是中国人，当然我说中文。”
— A Wise Chinese Man
He who knows does not speak; he who speaks does not know.
— Lao Tzu
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
— Xavier
If I had one hour to solve a problem, I'd spend 55 minutes thinking about the problem and 5 minutes solving it.
— Albert Einstein
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
— Aristotle
Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.
— Aristotle
Happiness is around you, it is just that you are blind.
— Conscious Fish
All that we are is the result of what we have thought.
— Buddha
Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.
— Buddha
What we think, we become.
— Buddha
It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.
— Confucius
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time after our fall.
— Confucius
Keep making mistakes until you don't.
- Elite Fish
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
— Socrates
To find yourself, think for yourself.
— Socrates
Well begun is half done.
— Proverb
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
— A legit sentence
Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.
— Plato
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
— Albert Einstein
The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.
— Marcus Aurelius
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
— Lao Tzu
When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.
— Lao Tzu
Be the change that you wish to see in the world.
— Mahatma Gandhi
Nothing is actually random, everything has a purpose, even this very line.
— Philosophic Fish
It always seems impossible until it is done.
— Nelson Mandela
Education without wisdom leads to destruction.
— Conscious Fish
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
— Albert Einstein
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.
— Albert Einstein
Everybody wants to go to heaven; none wants to die.
— Conscious Fish
Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.
— Lao Tzu
In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks.
— My Experiences
Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.
— Confucius
Nothing is permanent but change.
— Wise Fish
You are a beautiful soul in the way you are.
— Conscious Fish
Is the Rat Race really worth your life?
— Conscious Fish
Why are humans a threat to both Humans & Humanity?
— Conscious Fish
Mitochondria is a powerhouse of a cell.
— Science Teacher
Pun enters the room and kills 10 men.
Pun in, ten dead!
— The Language Nerds
Nothing is permanent but change.
- Philosophic Fish
Infinite wonders, Endless possibilities.
- Creative Fish
I asked God for flowers and he gave me rain.
- Creative Fish
Remember! When you choke on water, you failed at breathing & drinking; the two most important activities in life.
- Until we meet again!
Remember! Older people often criticize the generation that THEY were responsible for raising!
- Until we meet again!
Wake up to reality!
- Madara Uchiha
When you kill a cockroach-you're a hero, but when you kill a butterfly-you're a villain; society says looks doesn't matter...
- Conscious Fish
Girl: How do you imagine your ideal date to be?
Boy: Thanks for asking! DD/MM/YYYY, I find other formats confusing.
- Hilarious Fish
If you are the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room!
— Elite Fish
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- Saksham